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Apple - Gravity Fruit Barcode - Rules at the local pub Baud - Beach crowd obsession Boot Up - Dress for snowy weather Bug - Old Volkswagon Bus - Cheaper than an airplane Byte - What the dog did to the mail carrier Cache - No checks accepted Chip - A type of chocolate used in baking Computer Terminal - Call a mortician Crash - Attend a party uninvited Diskette - Brief disco FAX - What a criminal investigator wants Garbage In/Garbage Out - A day at the sanitary landfill Hacker - Cough drop user Hard Copy - Tabloid T.V. show IBM - In Between Marriages Mac - Everyone's favorite fast food Megahertz - Take tylenol and codeine Modem - Why the lawns look so good Mousepad - Disneyland Novell - International peace prize On-line - Sobriety test Optic Fiber - Vision improving food with bulk PC - Politically Correct Programmer - English teacher's attitude Remote - Change the watch around the castle ROM - Capital of Italy Serial Port - Breakfast wine Silicon Valley - Where breast implants are made Superconductor - Railroad employee of the month
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