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Computer Terminology For The Layman |
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Apple - Gravity Fruit
Barcode - Rules at the local pub
Baud - Beach crowd obsession
Boot Up - Dress for snowy weather
Bug - Old Volkswagon
Bus - Cheaper than an airplane
Byte - What the dog did to the mail carrier
Cache - No checks accepted
Chip - A type of chocolate used in baking
Computer Terminal - Call a mortician
Crash - Attend a party uninvited
Diskette - Brief disco
FAX - What a criminal investigator wants
Garbage In/Garbage Out - A day at the sanitary landfill
Hacker - Cough drop user
Hard Copy - Tabloid T.V. show
IBM - In Between Marriages
Mac - Everyone's favorite fast food
Megahertz - Take tylenol and codeine
Modem - Why the lawns look so good
Mousepad - Disneyland
Novell - International peace prize
On-line - Sobriety test
Optic Fiber - Vision improving food with bulk
PC - Politically Correct
Programmer - English teacher's attitude
Remote - Change the watch around the castle
ROM - Capital of Italy
Serial Port - Breakfast wine
Silicon Valley - Where breast implants are made
Superconductor - Railroad employee of the month
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